Who has two thumbs and a new weaponized armor suit?

This guy does.

Check it out:

( not cut icly )

Okay, I'm not going to name names, Nena and/or Michael, but whoever on this community has been attempting to access my system and by access I mean gently violate JARVIS-- it's not going to happen. Keep this up and no one gets presents. You will ruin Christmas and Claire Lou Who will weep little midget tears. Can you handle that on your conscience? ( Read more... )

The Stark Expo is coming up so I don't have time for this Christmas whatever. So if you want something, ask and maybe if I like you enough, you'll get it.

PS. Yes, I have an Expo, no it's not all about me (sadly). Keep bitching to a minimum.

Oh my god, okay, so like, I went over to Tony's place to bug him 'cause we don't have any good food here since someone always eats it before I get to it, which is totally lame, either that or they put it on the top shelf and then laugh at me when I try and get it, just 'cause I'm the shortest ( Read more... )

I'll give any of you $20 to put a decent virus on that second rate piece of shit hammeroids calls a computer.

I'm sure you're saying, "Hey Tony, just do it yourself," -- I would, but golly, guys, I sure do feel bad making him constantly aware of how superior my technology is to his. And to most of yours too, actually, so consider this a blessing from me to ( Read more... )

I've got a fucking cold.

[ derp, ooc note: he's actually suffering minor palladium poisoning, which is giving him cold like symptoms; he knows what it is, he just doesn't want to talk about it. ): ]

1. I have a stalker. She's outside my front gates. Too bad she missed prime opportunity to live up to something awesome on Halloween. You know, get a mask, breathe on my windows or something ( Read more... )

Do you ever feel like no matter what you do, it just isn't enough?

So, ladies of the community.

I know some of you are single and no, restrain yourselves, I'm not asking for me. I have a ... well, he's not really a friend-- There's this guy, Merlin. One of you needs to spend a special night out with him. You know, dinner, star gazing, I don't know, whatever you do on dates ( Read more... )

Magic. Flying brooms. Guys, really ( Read more... )